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BAD DRAGON GIVEAWAY, TIME TO CELEBRATE A NEW JOB AND 2 YEARS ON TUMBLR

Products pictured: Duke the Bad Dragon, The Gryphon, David the Werewolf, Chance Unflared, The Tentacle, The Dragon’s Tongue, Equiknot, The Werewolf Were-able, The Swamp Wyrm, and Luka the Otter.

Products not eligible for the giveaway: Stubbs, any penetrable toy, and Bruce the Shark.

Products that ARE eligible: Everything else! Including…The Cocksheath, The Ultimate Fantasy, all Lil Squirts, Teenie Weenies (4 packs), and every other regular dildo except Bruce.

Sizes: Small or medium only

Size restrictions (as in, you can’t get these): Medium or large Chance (either type of Chance) and medium Ultimate Fantasy

Colors: Stocked standard, single custom, split custom, marbled custom, split marbled custom, fade custom, split fade custom, and toy exclusive.

Color restrictions (as in, you can’t get these) : Split fade custom, fade custom, and split marbled custom ONLY for smalls.

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RULES

  • Do not have to be following me
  • Giveaway blogs are fine
  • Only reblogs count (please do not like)
  • One reblog each initially, can reblog again at a later date as a reminder
  • MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO JOIN IN
  • Will ship only within the USA
  • Must be comfortable giving me your address if you win
  • Ends April 1st
  • Will hopefully be ordered by mid to late April
  • ONE RUNNER UP GETS A PACK OF TEENIE WEENIES
  • Winner will be chosen by EvulFawks via random number generator because all entries will be assigned a number. Number sheet will be posted with the winner.

thewantedfacts:

Glad You Came - With Violin 

SPEECHLESS

chafing-nipples:

Welcome to Nightvale

aunteeblazer:

kaykonut:

felizneridan:

zarry:

i cant breathe

WHAT

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE VIDEO ON THE INTERNET AND IM GLAD IT FOUND ITS WAY TO TUMBLR

im crying

christmasblogger:

Spider Yelling [x]

danni0ranges:

liversnap:

tinyison:

hamtigers:

greenumbrellatree:

transylvaniia:

every. mother. fucking. time.

omigod i wasnt expecting that and i cracked up!

I DON’T CARE THAT IV’E REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE IT GETS ME EVERY TIME

GO ASHLEY

I

I DONT UNDERSTAND 

ROTFLMFAO OMFomg I DIDNT eXPECT THAT

videohall:

Dog Cries after being reunited with its owner

littleyllwbird:

okay.. so it’s a pencil… and it’s officially even more creepy than it was 5 seconds ago lol

oshaikeuchi:

fuckyeahadventuretimegifs:

frequentlytimelow:

Runnin’ Errands with my Mom - Jeremy Shada aka Finn the Human Boy

I AM FUCKING CRYING 

idk what to think about this

pirates-n-fairies:

sodii:

jotarokujo:

bird-is-the-wyrd:

videohall:

Cat-Friend vs. Dog-Friend

> If your friends acted like your pets, you probably wouldn’t keep them around for long.

Holy shit so true

omg this is the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life

I’m crying

Oh my God the Cat-friend